...or rather, leopards and crocodiles and elephants (oh my!). This weekend Laura and I went on our final Zambian adventure: a trip to Kafue National Park. As with the trip to Livingstone, our adventure began at the Lusaka InterCity Bus Terminal. With the added bonus that this time, we weren't going to a popular tourist destination; our cryptic directions from the camp were to "ask the bus driver to let you off at Kafue Hook Bridge," which was not a stop on the typical bus route. Despite the fact that we had no idea how we would catch a bus back home from said random bridge in the middle of a national park, we decided to go forth with faith that the camp wouldn't lead us astray.
Clearly, Laura was excited to be leaving at 8.30 rather than 6 AM this time:
We quickly learned that a full bus is no impediment travelers in Zambia -- about an hour into the trip, a family of four convinced the driver to let them sit on the floor in the front. I'm pretty sure they brought on a basket containing a chicken wrapped in a blanket.
The ride to the elusive Hook Bridge was surprisingly short (only 3 1/2 hours!), and we were relieved to find two workers from the camp waiting to pick us up. We were shown to a little red tent equipped with two thin mattresses and covered by a thatch roof. So far, so good.
After settling in a bit, we ventured over to the dining area, with a lovely view of the Kafue River and a few critters for company. And we realized that tortilla chips and avocado go well together!
I was excited to finally get to use my water sterilizing pen before the evening game drive:
And finally, around dusk, we headed off into the bush for a game drive with our guides, Boyd and Gilbert. They pointed out a warthog, impala, puku, and some elephants way off in the distance. Boyd got really excited when we passed a "sausage tree," which grows long fruit that's edible to hippos and elephants, and made Laura hold one of the fallen fruits.
They're solid and incredibly dense, and we were both surprised at just how heavy it was.
We hung out by the river to watch the sunset...

... then continued driving and looking for birds and animals that are active at night. Boyd drove while Gilbert shone the flashlight into the bush, first left, then right, then left... I started feeling like a dog watching a tennis match and was getting ready to give up on seeing anything really cool when we spotted a hyena near the side of the road. Boyd explained that since hyenas are scavengers, they often trail lions or leopards in hopes that they can feed off their prey. We continued on toward a part of the river where hippos tend to hang out, and just barely spotted one through the trees. Just as we were about to move on, a leopard slinked (slunk?) over the rocks right where the hippo had been! It clearly didn't like having the spotlight on it, and it continued moving through the trees along the edge of the river, making it really difficult to see. We stalked it for about ten minutes, getting a few really good glimpses, then it settled down behind a tree so we decided to move on. We came across a few more creatures, my personal favorite being a white owl with freakishly red eyes, then arrived back at camp well after dark.
Assured that we were unlikely to be attacked if we walked from our tent to the bathrooms, so long as we shone our flashlights over the entire area and didn't keep going if we saw glowing eyes looking at us, we hurriedly got ready for bed, ate dinner in our tent, and turned out the lights, terrified to go out into the night again. Apparently with good reason, because a few hours later we were awakened to the sound of cracking, ripping, and crunching. An elephant (or two, or three) was outside our tent, eating the trees and grass a few feet away. The amazing thing is that elephants walk so quietly that I couldn't hear it moving around at all, just breaking apart the foliage. But the eating process was incredibly loud, and that combined with the other sounds of the night (hippos grunting, insects chirping, unknown animals seeming to cry loudly for minutes at a time) kept both me and Laura up for most of the night.
We woke up bright and early for a morning boat ride, where we saw crocodiles, lots of cool birds, and the hint of hippos surfacing periodically. I was rather skeptical about the whole boating thing, but Laura pointed out that it was wide enough that it would be really difficult to tip, and Boyd claimed that animals wouldn't jump in because they don't like the sound of the motor.
The boat originally belonged to the US military, and after purchasing it the camp took out out all of the "lots and lots of compartments for holding guns" to make it just a hollow shell. We were cruising in style, sitting on plastic lawn chairs in the middle of the Kafue River:
One of my favorite sightings of the morning was the fish eagle, the national bird of Zambia.
We headed back to the Hook Bridge, and had a surprise elephant sighting (!) right along the main road just before we got to the bridge.
The thought of something that large right next to our tent is a bit daunting. But we made it safely through our safari weekend, managed to flag down and get onto a bus as it passed, and came back to Lusaka without further incident.
Overall, a spectacular weekend! Only five more days in Lusaka, then my excursion to Tanzania begins...